In His Own Words
About him
Well I own a castle and a pirate ship but not at the same time as I don't have that much Lego.
I have all my own teeth, some of which I've had for over forty years, some a lot newer.
I have a full head of hair, although most of it is too shy to come out and the rest I shave off.
My friends would say I like a good pun, but not about insects because they bug me.
There is a lot more I could write, like how I used to be apathetic, but I can't be bothered, so if you want to hear more let me know.
About his ideal match
Being alive is a good start and intelligence helps also putting up with a grumpy old git could be handy.
Someone with a strong will and able to stand her ground and tell me to shut up now and then.
I do prefer women with real lips and not plastic or borrowed from a duck plus no beard is a must.
What His Friends Say
offitt hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Southampton (Totton), Hampshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
63 | |
Star sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Shaved | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Further education | |
Occupation: |
Transportation | |
Income: |
Comfortable | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Atheist |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 5 miles of postcode district SO15 (Southampton) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
40 - 61 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Other | ||
Eye colour: |
Black; Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Hazel | ||
Has a photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious; Other |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
Opportunity |
Party behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality traits: |
Cautious; Confident; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Outgoing; Philosophical; Realistic; Sarcastic; Sensible; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Self-control; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite colour: |
Green |
Hair style: |
Out of control; It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
Pierced ears |
Date activities: |
A picnic in a park; Going for a walk |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Jazz; Punk; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally |
Books: |
History; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV habits: |
I watch television every day |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Game shows; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi |
Movie frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Auto repair; Cooking; Gardening; Internet; Music; Photography; Singing |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Backgammon; Football (Soccer); Motorsport; Walking |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Greek; Indian; Italian; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Watching TV or a movie |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take drugs: |
Not any more |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
On a beach |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement plans: |
Enjoying the comforts of home |
Feelings about using Forty Plus Dating: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |